Putting green bra combines two things men enjoy

The latest in golf technology combines a valuable tool for golf practice, the portable putting green, and an added bonus: a support undergarment for women.

The golf bra can be easily removed any time the wearer wants to practice some topless golf. A 1.5-meter-long felt putting green unfurls, and the cups act as, well, cups.

But wait, there’s more! Not only does the bra function as a cutting mat, it even has room for ball storage and comes with a detachable skirt that says “Be Quiet,” presumably to deter the advances of lecherous onlookers.

The bra itself is not quiet, as it plays a recorded message saying “Nice shot” when a putt is sunk.

This wacky invention was dreamed up by the Japanese, of course. May you continue to produce such wondrous technology.